I am phucking shitting myself laughing at the bloopers from Extras. It is... blooming hilar.

AND RICKY GERVAIS HAS THE WEIRDEST, MOST HILARIOUS LAUGH I HAVE EVER HEARD.


J

LOL people are funny.





J

Life is currently a continuous cycle of eating, watch TV, hide from parents, midday nap, Lego, more TV, reading, more eating, more TV, more eating.
-_-

Anyway, am on my healthy eating kick again.
Went to Coles yesterday and purchased ~1kg of pears for $3.99 and 4 packs of Yoplait Creamy Lite Fruit Salad Yoghurt priced at $2.69 each but on special with buy one get one free.
Went through lovely Caity's checkout and was pleasantly surprised when I found the pears to be $1.99 instead of $3.99 (me(secretly)thinks that Caity made an awesome mistake. =D)
So I paid for my stuff and went back to get more pairs, with $12.15 in change.
REALLY didn't wanna break the tenner, so I stood there for a bit trying to figure out how many pears I could get with $2.15 and came up with around 1.075kg. xD
Stood there and selected pears and weighed them and then had to go back and pick slightly smaller pears and weigh them and then pick slightly smaller pears and weigh them.
Went back to the checkout and regaled Caity with tales of my fruit themed maths-escapades.

Scintillating, right?

x

Oh shit... I think I just drowned myself in tears.


J

I watched My Sister's Keeper yesterday.
Great even though it's quite different to the book, and made me cry a few times, although I did not like the ending.
Anyway, Abigail Breslin (♥) was good as was Sofia Vassilieva.
It really gave me more reasons to dislike Dakota Fanning, who didn't do the role because she didn't want to shave her head.
My sister thinks I'm taking it too personally, but I'm really not.
I mean, yeah, okay, she probably needs her hair for the other roles she's in all the time, but it still makes me think less of her.

x

... is frigging awesome.

Things I love about it... include... RICHARD ARMITAGE. Hot dayum. I mean, I watched him way back when I still watched Robin Hood when he was Guy of Gisbourne. I always thought he was hawter than Robin in Da Hood but in North & South... It's for certain.

More later. Eating now.

J

SO there I was, minding nobody's biznazz, and decided to get some ice for my drink. I go to the freezer and get an ice cube thinking "la di da" all innocent and what have you. I think to myself "By George, this ice cube looks mighty refresing!" I can't stand another second of not feeling its icy coolness so I put it in my mouth. Mmmm, icy. AND THEN it starts to get cold after a second, too cold for my liking without a nice beverage to dampen its severity. ALAS it is stuck. Ow ow ow. Gosh darn, I pull the damned thing out along with a nice chunk of skin from my tongue and the inside of my lip.

Now I am of bloody lip and tongue and of deflated ego.

Sadness ensues.

J

I am determined not to waste the last blissful stress-free holidays I will have for ages, so I have been compiling lists.

Summer Reading List of '09

Read
Everyone Worth Knowing - Lauren Weisberger
Career Girls - Louise Bagshawe
The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
Five People You Meet in Heaven - Mitch Albom
Hot Shot - Elizabeth Susan Phillips

Re-reading
LotR trilogy - J.R.R. Tolkien
1984 - George Orwell
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
A Midsummer Night's Dream - William Shakespeare

Reading
Schindler's List - Thomas Keneally
Under the Dome - Stephen King
The Colour of Magic - Terry Pratchett
Dreams From my Father - Barack Obama
The Handmaid's Tale - Margaret Atwood
Bleachers - John Grisham

To read
The Princess Bride - William Goldman
The Dark Tower: The Gunslinger
Christine - Stephen King
Smoke & Mirrors - Neil Gaiman
Anansi Boys - Neil Gaiman
Mirror Mirror - Gregory Maguire
Wicked - Gregory Maguire
Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister - Gregory Maguire
Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
Jasper Jones - Craig Silvey
A Long Way Down - Nick Hornby
Juliet, Naked - Nick Hornby
The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde
The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
The complete plays of Shakespeare

Other non-literary things to do this summer:
- Buy Lego and make magnificent Lego houses: I bought some today and am bidding on more on eBay, age recommendations be damned!
- Buy Guitar Hero: World Tour and finish all the songs.
- Do jigsaw puzzles: am currently working on one of the New York skyline. Stupid of me, really, to pick one that is about 70% blue.
- Fix up my room: restick all the posters that fell down, find a suitable light fixture for above my bed/the window, reorganise books/dvds.
- Make an appearance in public every week or so.

I live a fascinating life, I know.